Far, far away...

A Case of Mistaken Identity

There was a little green creature right in the centre of the universe who didn’t much like it there. He wanted to move away from his place deep in space to a location nearer the borders where he thought were the shores of this universe and the seas of ether. He wanted to build a small house there so he could go and surf in the ether whenever he wanted to. So he set out in search for the celestial beach and the ethereal sea.

He put his belongings in a little knapsack on his back and some loose change in his pocket to tip the cab drivers. He walked out of his front gate, and looked down the road which he assumed to lead away from the centre of the universe. With a grin, he gave a hop, skip, and a jump and ambled along merrily.